Category: breads and circuses
Florida burglar used cross to pry open church poor boxes
WASHINGTON—As Congress prepares to allow gay individuals to serve openly in the military, those against the proposed change voiced their concerns Monday, warning the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" could soon lead to strong, strapping American soldiers engaging in mind-blowing homosexual intercourse right on the battlefield.
Recently we got the best-ever cease and desist letter. We're no stranger to the genre, so what could possibly make this one stand out from the rest?
First, it's 12 pages long and very well-researched (except on one point); it even includes screengrabs of the offending item from our site. And we know they're not messing around because they invested in the best and brightest legal minds.
But what makes this cease and desist so very, very special is that it's for a fake product we launched for April Fool's day.
LONDON - Joe Cooper might want to think twice the next time he’s asked to participate in a bikini waxing fundraiser for charity.
Cooper, 24, was left in agony after an “intimate beauty waxing” event at a pub went a bit too far and he nearly lost a testicle.
Listed below are some fun recipes calling for breastmilk as well as recipes to increase breastmilk.
Keep in mind that breastmilk can readily be substituted for anything that calls for milk: Creamer for coffee or tea (iced or hot), scrambled eggs, instant hot chocolate made with breastmilk instead of water (don't forget the marshmallows!). Good ole mac n cheese, cheesecake, what about fudge and eggnog during the holidays?
Libations Perhaps? Just to name a few yummy cocktail recipes: Kahula and...Breastmilk? (Which is pretty much self-explanatory). Milky Way Galaxy? Navy Moose Milk? Hot Milk? White Russian?
Let your imagination run wild as well as your tastebuds! Enjoy!
The length of women's mini skirts being sold online can predict changes in the weather ahead of the Met Office, according to eBay.
The creator of Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn and some of the most frequently misquoted catchphrases in the English language left behind 5,000 unedited pages of memoirs when he died in 1910, together with handwritten notes saying that he did not want them to hit bookshops for at least a century.
